[Non-Sequitur]

Would you like to come down here and say that, Chicago boy?

Sure. I'll give you a call when I get there.

[lentulusgracchus]

[Me]Would you like to come down here and say that, Chicago boy?

[You]Sure. I'll give you a call when I get there.

Good, I'll set up a promotion for it and rent you a P.A. system -- a real boomer -- and we'll get a permit for a public park in the middle of Vidor, Texas. You can stand there with a nice, hot bratwurst in your hand and a Chicago Bears cap on and tell everyone how cowardly you think Southern men are, and especially Texans. Don't leave anything out, speak as long as you like, and then we'll poll the crowd.