DS, I bought a bottle of than new Tag deodorant, applied it and went to the mall in Pensacola, Florida. When I walked in the mall women started rushing from all the department stores in pusuit of me.
Luckly I had my cell phone and dialed 911-chick-magnet suppression squad. They arrived in about 10 seconds and saved me from the onslaught.
I am presently hunkering down in my survival bunker hoping to make it through the night. I was thinking of possibly making a movie called, "Chicks at the Gate."
I am presently working on a chick-magnet survival guide for all those magnets coming to a store near all you Freepers.
If the blast doors start to give, I will call in the Mothership to evac my soda cracker ass out of here.
Damn!! being a chick-magnet is synonomous with living on the edge.
So now Ladies&Gentlemen Freepers, this concludes my satire in Freeperland for the evening.
To all a good night and a good night to all.
NSNR (unleashed for a while)
Cheeze and crackers, I was hoping a shower or two might do it for me. Of course, one never knows. If the chicks and cats and squirrels start running away, I might get some of that Tag...or not.
I am actually a hermit...I would enjoy the space and freedom. If I could only cut the crowd by 80%...I just need one cat, one squirrel and one chick. All the rest are superfluous.
Have a good nite...DS