glock rocks froze the beer.
Now I ask you. WHO in their right mind freezes beer???
One little mistake, and I'm branded for life. Hey, I'm not the barkeep, that's Norm. I'm the bouncer.
Did you give back the canoe you "borrowed" from the Mountain Man Gathering you attended? I'm still cleaning pine tar out of the pool. Oh, and were these catfish here before?
Freezing beer is never intentional. It is an extraordinary measure that can go bad.