Oh, heavens no. I remember one about towns, and I'm working on it. Hopefully I'll have a full report for you tomorrow.
Other than that, your honor, I have no recollection of any of the described events, and I wouldn't have purchased an all day ride pass for my children, much less for the defendant's trained goat. And no, OSHA regulations aside, I don't have the helmet, nor have I seen it.
LOL!!!!