Whoa, now you've really pissed me off. I've stayed home with my kids for the last 13 years, and I'm proud of it. As for skirts and perfume, I'll tell you what: Anytime you're game, they can lock the both of us in a phone booth and we'll see who begs for mercy first.
Melas is quite macho, RCA2000. That's a well known fact on FR, brother!