[brownsfan]

"Pretty soon women will be in the recliners watching the Browns game and men will be fetching the cold beers..."

It's been a long time since I knew a woman who would fetch cold beer. And I know I wouldn't do the fetching without proper inducements! ;)

[Rytwyng]

It's been a long time since I knew a woman who would fetch cold beer

I got one. When I've had a really hard day, she sometimes meets me at the porch with baby in 1 hand, and an open beer in the other.