To: Mulch
Position: Wife Duties: Cooking: Prepare one meal each day. Cleaning: Keep house in order. Vacuum and dust 1-2 per week, wipe down kitchen and bathroom daily. Laundry: 2-3 times per week. Total time required: 20-25 hours per week. Perks: Get up when you want. Make your own schedule. No commuting. No bosses. No rude co-workers. 2-hour lunches. 2 1-hour breaks. Er, what planet are you on? Here is my job dscription: SINGLE MOTHER OF SIX Duties: Cooking: 3 meals a day for 7 people plus snacks Shopping: several stores a week for bargains and various staples, 4-6 times a week to and for errands Cleaning: 5 bedrooms and two bathrooms, yard and porch. Cycles of dishes 3 times a day. Laundry: 2-3 loads A DAY (not per week) Schedule: Get up an hour before kids to shop if necessary, run errands, check email, BEFORE the day starts with all the other things Boss: God Almighty Subordinates: 6 busy, active, intelligent children needing guidance, direction, discipline, acitivites and affection Perks: Get to love a large family of beautiful kids Other jobs: two part-time teaching jobs, job searching for full-time job Wait until your imaginary "wife" has kids-- I am sure her job description would be quite different. And you forgot one for your list: Other duties: suffering with living with a bonehead
110 posted on
07/05/2005 7:44:38 AM PDT by
Conservatrix
("He who stands for nothing will fall for anything.")
To: Conservatrix
"Er, what planet are you on? Here is my job dscription: SINGLE MOTHER OF SIX Duties: Cooking: 3 meals a day for 7 people plus snacks Shopping: several stores a week for bargains and various staples, 4-6 times a week to and for errands Cleaning: 5 bedrooms and two bathrooms, yard and porch. Cycles of dishes 3 times a day. Laundry: 2-3 loads A DAY (not per week) Schedule: Get up an hour before kids to shop if necessary, run errands, check email, BEFORE the day starts with all the other things Boss: God Almighty Subordinates: 6 busy, active, intelligent children needing guidance, direction, discipline, acitivites and affection Perks: Get to love a large family of beautiful kids Other jobs: two part-time teaching jobs, job searching for full-time job Wait until your imaginary "wife" has kids-- I am sure her job description would be quite different. And you forgot one for your list: Other duties: suffering with living with a bonehead" Wooo Hoo go girl :-)
119 posted on
07/05/2005 7:48:48 AM PDT by
Kelly_2000
(Because they stand on a wall and say nothing is going to hurt you tonight. Not on my watch)
To: Conservatrix
Other duties: suffering with living with a bonehead LOL! Pluses: your reward in heaven will be great. 8-)
144 posted on
07/05/2005 8:04:43 AM PDT by
Aquinasfan
(Isaiah 22:22, Rev 3:7, Mat 16:19)
To: Conservatrix
You need to learn to delegate. With six kids you shouldn't be doing any cleaning or laundry, and should be splitting the cooking duties. You shouldn't be doing any dishes.
Depending on the age of your children, you should farm off as many errands as possible.
I have nine children, aged 14 to 1 year with one Aspergers and one probably autistic (working through the process of finding a specialist to look at him).
If you delegate properly, the household runs itself for the most part.
171 posted on
07/05/2005 8:18:09 AM PDT by
frgoff
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