Anyone under 55 is a child to me.
I am way over 55 dear. My children now include anyone under 60. LOL!
Ahem.
Let's hope that this is taken in the spirit in which it's offered.
Given the quote above, should you re-evaluate your screen-name's last syllable?
It is approximately equivalent to me calling myself an "altar boy."
Truth-in-advertising, you know....