[martin_fierro]

Ping, innit.

[Gwaihir]

"Star names, including Billie Piper, have been recruited for the BBC One dramas, which are expected to draw large ratings. Doctor Who’s assistant plays a TV weathergirl in Much Ado About Nothing."

I have a pretty good imagination, but this one escapes me. Anyone have a guess?

[martin_fierro]

A Winter’s Tale is now a battle between chavs and goths

HERMIONE

    Oy! I had thought, sir, to have held my peace until
    You have drawn oaths from him not to f**kin' stay. You, sir,
    Charge him too f**kin' coldly. Tell him, you are sure
    All in Bohemia's well; this satisfaction
    The by-gone day f**kin' proclaim'd: say this to him,
    He's beat from his best ward, inn'e?