OMG! You just reminded me of my spouse's two idiot brothers and I say idiot with affection. They were out fishing and a snake dropped in their boat. One brother grabbed the gun and yep, 3 holes in the bottom while the other brother grabbed the snake's tail and flung him out. The offending brother had to bail while they sped back to the landing. Another Louisiana member of my family got hit in the eye by one of those jumping mullets a couple weeks ago. Almost lost the sight in it. Left him with a horrific black eye and no one believed the mullet story.
There are days you should just stay at home. :o)
And PS: I bet your daddy treasured his little princess
Nah, my Daddy called me "son" or "pal",,he took it hard when I turned into a girl about age 13.