[cyborg]

LMAO swolled up! If my hand had a gaping hole in it, it would swoll up too.

[tuffydoodle]

"LMAO swolled up! If my hand had a gaping hole in it, it would swoll up too."

That's gotta be in Texas. "swolled up" and "it ain't gonna blow" are dead giveaways.