Ah yes, the dead.
Necrophilic-Americans....
They already have voting rights as registered Democrats.. why not marriage rights too?
There was a wierd discussion about that topic last year. Someone mentioned it on the local radio where I was on contract and it became the buzz around town for a while.
I said something to my wife about it in passing when I came home for the weekend.
She looked up at me and said, without skipping a beat "OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!" And then realized what she'd just said and broke up laughing.
Paul