Looks to me like we have a sleeper troll who has finally blown their cover.
I've been here for years, Mr. whatever-the-heck-your screen-name-means.
I like to tease bots. It entertains me, like you do Mr. "Oh, we've found a (insert cliche here)! Now WE're buddies because, Dane, I don't have one in real life."
Ha. You guys are so funny.