Actually, I'm laughing at you who take internet arguing so seriously.
Over in Farkland, where I also dwell, there is a saying:
"Arguing over the Internet is like running a race in the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still retarded."
Farkland is a harsh place, but there's wisdom in that statement.
Farkland sounds like a place where you'd be happy.
BTW, I'm not arguing with myself; you're playing right along, too.