You get all emotional so easily. Cold, rational people are just boring. Who cares to debate the issues, when "debate" serves no purpose whatsoever on the internet. It's an entertainment medium.
I'm really not such a bad guy. I just tease.
Oh, I have a Cuban wife, and I tease her, too, until it's obvious my life is in danger.
After all that you want to play the soft and fluffy card?
Okay.