Since you figured out Tom's M.O, I think you would be well qualified to interview him. Any chance of getting to him ?
Me? No chance at all, but everyone should check out: http://www.xenu.com/archive/baloney_detection.html.
The site is a great resource for watching Co$ members in action and what to expect/anticipate.
Plus, you get to find out that we're descended from clams! Oops, ruined just one of the surprises. :-)