Someone ever try this on my daughter and I'd happy slap them into the hospital.
It appears that this is the only way to get justice, to "happy slap" them back. Especially if the authorities won't press charges. It's open season!
So...if anyone gets happy slapped, go get a cheap movie camera, a group of your friends to cheer you on, locate your attacker and embark on your own happy slapping adventure to settle the score!
You're golden!
"I'd happy slap them into the hospital."
It appears that this is the only way to get justice, to "happy slap" them back. Especially if the authorities won't press charges. It's open season!
So...if anyone gets happy slapped, go get a cheap movie camera, a group of your friends to cheer you on, locate your attacker and embark on your own happy slapping adventure to settle the score!
You're golden!
As a dad to two, I won't begin to speculize what I'd be compelled to do. We'll just leave it open for "adjustments".