Read this story. Atlanta Braves pitcher Pascual Perez got on I-285 to go to the ballpark to make his first major-league start, didn't know which exit to get off at and circled the city until his car ran out of gas.
http://www.baseballlibrary.com/baseballlibrary/ballplayers/P/Perez_Pascual.stm
very funny story. I'm wondering how bright the guy is.