That's just a buncha new-fangled doctorin' talk. If'n he was a real doctor, he'd have plenty a bat wings on hand. Ain't Doctor Granny good 'nuff fer ya? /sarcasm
Yeah, well, "alternative" medicine, for me, connotes some of those dreadnoughts I used to observe in Berkeley eating holistic organic herbs, clicking their heels three times, and chanting, "Every day in every way I am gedding a widdy biddy better."