How is it that the Muslims of the world ended up with so much of the world oil?
Quote: How is it that the Muslims of the world ended up with so much of the world oil?
God's version of a practical joke on the rest of us.
Some think Satan had something to do with it when he impersonated the Angel Gabriel and told a guy named Mohammed that he had a message from God for him!
In other words: Satan formed a cult on a lake of oil to mess with Gods creation.
God felt sorry for them after giving them so many warts to live with.
Hell is closer to the earths surface there and the noxious gasses and such (probably distilled from the cooking souls of the damned) migrating up from it condense out into oil.
On a side note, loving thy neighbor get's additional meaning here, do it, lest he be pumping part of you into his gas tank after you shuffle off this mortal coil... ;-)