Posted on 06/15/2005 1:08:24 PM PDT by Borges
Dungeons and Dragons is/was all too weird for me - I haven't any idea what the attraction is, and wouldn't want to know.
Yeah and the back beat drum beats used in Rock are the exact ones used by voodoo witches to conjur up demons so that they could be possessed!!!! Kill your stereo or you will be next!!!! I know cause Bob Larson told me and I gave him 115.00 dollars and now I'm a HERO.
By the time she's a freshman in college, there'll be dozens of guys lusting after her. But that's OK... none of them will be able to figure out how to remove a bra.
"Mazes and Monsters"??? I remember seeing that on TV!
I didn't game for very long...I was more into character creation. I do, however, draw the occasional illustration for a friend of mine who STILL publishes RPG's. He loves the fact he's able to put them all onto CD and sell those rather than printed manuals.
Used to be? USED to be? What did I do to deserve has-been status?
OOPS. It's probably also not good form to refer to a woman as "XL." But you're secure enough in your babe-dom, right?
(OK, "Babe-dom" is probably also not a good choice of word. :^D )
Druids can't multi-class.
He didn't make his Saving Throw.
There were two types of kids in my high school. Those who dated girls and played sports. And those who stayed home and played dungeons and dragons.
That was great.
I erred on the side of caution. If you want to revel in your elf-ears and fake Vorpal Sword, who am I to argue?
Actually, I can top it.
My oldest niece (she's three), being the first grandchild, got to name the grandparents. My mother somehow became Dede.
BUT she spells it DD. My brother and sister and I have tried to explain delicately why a woman who had reduction surgery probably shouldn't call herself DD . . .
>> If you want to revel in your elf-ears and fake Vorpal Sword, who am I to argue? <<
That Vorpal Sword was FAKE???
Say it ain't so, XenaLyte!
We always had at least one chick playing with us. The best way to get rid of one was to start dating her. Most were too nutty for me to get tangled up with, but fortunately I had stupid friends.
I would still be playing if I could find anyone over twenty as immature as I am. Not that I have two contiguous hours to devote to anything anymore.
The Gamers.(quicktime)
Damn, I have been caught by an experienced Dungeon Master!!!
There is nothing at ALL fake about any of my weapons. Some will slice a jugular quite nicely, and others are fabulous for bashing skulls.
The Chinese have flooded the market with fake Vorpal Swords.
Sure, they look good but the first time you use one against a golem, you find yourself in a world of hurt.
(For the non-geeks in the crowd, golems are immune to regular weapons. You need at least a Sword +1 to do any damage)
I must confess my attraction to girls with a bit of a goth look.
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