Are you series? Can you possibly be THAT dense?
If it's out there, it's ON the internet.
No, that's not true. How are you going to find out that Dr. Blah Blah grabs the interns breasts in the elevator - that's on the Net? I don't think so. This stuff doesn't generally get on the Net, not in any official capacity - if it shows up at all it's on gossipy blog sites, or sites like this. I would be very surprised if names were mentioned at all. I hope you're not naive enough to think that a man's publicized CV is actually a totally accurate portrayal of all aspects of his character, work and personality?
The door bell rings but no one is home!!!!!!!
It's NOT out there because it's sealed, do you get it now?
Stop howlin and you may hear the message in the wind.