"What is the speed of dark?"
"I put instant coffee into my microwave oven and almost went back in time."
- Stephen Wright
I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
Same as the speed of light but in the opposite direction.
"I put instant coffee into my microwave oven and almost went back in time."
"I was in a cafe that had the sign 'Breakfast served at any time'. So, I ordered French toast during the Renaissance"
- Stephen Wright