"The leg, with hip and spine attached, dented the shingled roof of her garage before bouncing into the lawn.
Legs falling out of the sky are no big deal, but I definitely take notice when there is a hip & spine attached."
Actually, I had the same thought. A leg I can handle. Spines are nasty (seen them and don't want to see them again.)
Imagine telling this to your insurance company. "I need a new roof because . . . . "
And who cleaned this up? AIDS anyone?
There are specialty companies for this type of purpose, seriously.