[NRA Patriot 1976]

He just told everyone that he doesn't even own a gun. Such a gun-free zone ad is bound to attract any criminals to his house Can you say victim zone?

He'd better remedy that situation and quick...

[Designer]

"He just told everyone that he doesn't even own a gun. Such a gun-free zone ad is bound to attract any criminals to his house Can you say victim zone?"

Have you ever seen those yard signs proclaiming "this is a gun-free household"? Not entirely uncommon in Minneapolis. (And they have burglaries there.)