[zipper]

Please add me to that "Freeper Motorcycle Hooligan" ping list.

Unless your byline "Shirtless at the 7-11" means you ride without a shirt, in which case you're a squid, so don't ping me.

Never break the law on a motorcycle-- without a helmet and appropriate attire.

[martin_fierro]

Unless your byline "Shirtless at the 7-11" means you ride without a shirt

Au contraire.

[Utilizer]

"...without a helmet and appropriate attire."

Oh yeah, I buy that. "Gee, occifer, if he'd only been wearing a helmet when he centerpunched that concrete overpass support, he would be ok today -instead of just a big stain coating it."

(/sarcasm)