OMG. You warped. Me like.
LOL!
We were trying to build an in ground fort, but instead made a tiger trap.
The guy was out back in teh dark spotlighting deer and fell in.
We'd also bagged a skunk, and the ensuing chaos said it all.
We were in the dining room, heard someone outside scream, then some shouting, a curse, then a shotgun blast, and then more cursing as someone ran through the backyard.
Next morning, we checked the pit, and he'd missed the skunk when he fired.
Skunk had climbed out by then by going up the stairs we'd cut into the pit.
Was quite funny after the fact, even if the backyard was uninhabitable for awhile.
(The joys of living in the sticks!)