LOL! Me too! Anytime I see someone who appears to be smarter than I am or more successful, it is apparent to me that the person is being supported by some cabal or, at the very least, that person sold their soul to the devil and will reap the rewards in hell.
Shakespeare was an illiterate hack, but I'm a great writer.
Actually, I was going to say that but my modest charms forbad me. ;o)