Perhaps Ford can commemorate their political interests and backing with a new model. Perhaps it will not have a gas cap/opening, or no outlet for the exhaust, or some other ridiculous shortcoming and oxymoronic design flaw.
If Ford is all about the gay agenda maybe they will make a car that is all tailpipe. And they did make a car called the "Probe."
How about the exhaust intakes rather than outputs and is prone to getting rear-ended?