[A Simple Soldier]

Faux Pan-Asian Solidarity Paranoia alert

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Thanks for the ping.

Here is an idea for Indians: promote Jeff's book so as to induce mass hysteria about an Indo-Chinese alliance. Go on talk shows, write to newspapers, whatever. Induce the hysteria. Then, force uncle Sam to pay more attention to India (or else......). By attention, I mean:

1. Teach Indian accent in all schools. No more appu jokes, we shall all speak Hinglish.
2. Curry to be made national dish, just like in England. All Chinese restaurants to be converted into take-outs
3. Sarees and bindis (dots) to be compulsory in fashion shows.

I'll think of more, that is for starters. And yes, I do want a slurpee with that.
/sarcasm off.

Sheeeesh, the gullibility of some folks.