CD, it ain't the kids fault, it's their parents fault for not providing proper BBQ education, and the State's fault for allowing a barrier between the two BBQ cultures.
If Ronald Reagan were still alive he'd stand in the median of I-95 and say "Mr. Sleasly, tear down this wall".
A bit O.T. but for a really good beef hash, try Jack O'Dell's Midway BBQ in Buffalo, SC. I remember going there as a kid with my Dad and Grandad and having some of their hash always brings back good memories.