Lemme guess, you read "The Communist Manifesto".
You're an anti-business, anti-capitalist, Bolshevik.
And I have questions about your conservatism.
Wrong. That would be a good one to experiment with flushing down my toilet. Enough flushes and it would start disintegrating and might stop up the thing and I'd have to call Roto Rooter. They probably make a living wage. I ain't that stupid. I have to make use of their services from time to time, but I do everything in my power to keep costs down, unlike some companies who like to send their best employees on free cruises and write it off as a business expense. I can't write off Roto Rooter.
You're an anti-business, anti-capitalist, Bolshevik.
Wrong. I love mom 'n pop capitalism which has all but disappeared, a few big companies like Alcoa who are truly a benefit to the community even though they are unionized, and entrepreneurialships who don't have a whole fleet of company cars. That's my kind of capitalism. And I have questions about your conservatism.
Good. Only a good Bolshevik or Nazi goose steps to the party line. I think for myself and have eyes to see what is happening to ordinary people all around me from all walks of life.
And I have questions about your character. You sound like a p***k.