Your tinfoil is tied on too tightly.
You all will come around eventually, but by then it may be too late. Viewing both parties as tools of global MNCs and banks explains all sorts of strange political results, like defying the will of 3/4 of American to get control of borders. It explains why the Law of the Sea Treaty and other dangerous treaties are not dead on arrival in a Republican Congress. It explains why environmental laws cannot be reformed; Weyerhaueser was the biggest factor stopping ESA reform in 1994. But you'll have to look beyond the newspapers to see the truth.