Posted on 05/25/2005 9:00:47 PM PDT by dutchess
Edited on 05/25/2005 9:10:45 PM PDT by Lead Moderator. [history]
Wishing you all a wonderful night!
A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad. They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious.
Nearby on the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar state, but he was alert.
As first aid was given to both men, they asked the injured Marine what happened. The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of crap and then
the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill Clinton
were miserable pieces of crap!"
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
" We were shaking hands when a truck hit us."
Another exploding manhole cover...Did Teddy Kennedy breathe on it?
Shingles
A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the
receptionist asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his name, address, and medical
insurance number and told him to have a seat.
A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out
and asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she took down his height, weight, and a complete
medical history and told him to wait in the examining room.
Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked
him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
So she gave him a blood test, an electrocardiogram,
took his blood pressure and told him to take off
all of his clothes and wait for the doctor,
Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and
asked him what he had.
He said, "Shingles."
The doctor said, "Where?"
He said, "Outside in the truck.
Where do you want them?"
And a BIG THANKS, y'all, for the kindness and encourgement!
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Love the hostage graphic...such a good analogy.
AWESOME Dear John Letter!!
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