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To: Cornpone
Noble Qur’an.

The Koran is about as "noble" as a pile of dogshit.

3 posted on 05/25/2005 3:59:53 PM PDT by montag813
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To: montag813

Quite right, my friend. Actually, I think the "noble" Koran could better be compared to a pile of pigshit. But that's just my take on it...


7 posted on 05/25/2005 4:08:03 PM PDT by infidel dog (nearer my God to thee....)
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To: montag813
The Koran is about as "noble" as a pile of dogshit.

HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!

10 posted on 05/25/2005 4:11:09 PM PDT by Irish_Thatcherite (Orwellian Relativism: All philosophies are equal, but some philosophies are more equal than others.)
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To: montag813

Ummm I'm going to have to take umbrage at your insulting comparison to the excrement of "Canine-Americans".

No Fido or Fifi deserves to have their deposits ridiculed mischaracterised, or mocked by comparison to one of the vilest substances in the known universe. "Doggy-doo", as it has heretofore been popularly known, is at least somehow useful in practical applications. The kur'an, even when used in desperate moments as toilet tissue, is a known chafing agent, and irritant!

As a representative for those deeply offended Canine-Americans, I demand an immediate apology...and a retraction...and a contribution to the local Canine American animal shelter...and you must start a fund for and remain a sponsor of a special park where C.-A.'s can frolic and deposit to their hearts' content, free from such prejudice.

All of your fireplugs are belong to us! Woof!

A.A.C.

is a {/sarcasm tag} really needed? After all these are no more ridiculous than CAIR or MPAC's demands!


43 posted on 05/25/2005 5:33:09 PM PDT by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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To: Fred Nerks; jan in Colorado; ariamne

Ummm I'm going to have to take umbrage at your insulting comparison to the excrement of "Canine-Americans".

No Fido or Fifi deserves to have their deposits ridiculed mischaracterised, or mocked by comparison to one of the vilest substances in the known universe. "Doggy-doo", as it has heretofore been popularly known, is at least somehow useful in practical applications. The kur'an, even when used in desperate moments as toilet tissue, is a known chafing agent, and irritant!

As a representative for those deeply offended Canine-Americans, I demand an immediate apology...and a retraction...and a contribution to the local Canine American animal shelter...and you must start a fund for and remain a sponsor of a special park where C.-A.'s can frolic and deposit to their hearts' content, free from such prejudice.

All of your fireplugs are belong to us! Woof!

A.A.C.

is a {/sarcasm tag} really needed? After all these are no more ridiculous than CAIR or MPAC's demands!


44 posted on 05/25/2005 5:35:44 PM PDT by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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To: montag813
The Koran is about as "noble" as a pile of dogshit.

You just insulted dog----. (joke)

73 posted on 05/26/2005 11:10:47 AM PDT by Mark17
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