my favorite is the one where:
an okie was out hunting & came upon on an UNclad lovely, sunbathing.
he said "are you GAME".
she said that she was. so he shot her.
free dixie,sw
"we TEXICANS tell those same stories on the OKIES"
But did you ever see them Texicans holding up two fingers and yelling, "We're number one! We're number one!"?