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To: furball4paws; forsnax5; RadioAstronomer; Gumlegs
Well, it looks like no one is going to ask. So I'll tell you anyway:
Step 1: Put on the jock strap.
Step 2: Eat the marshmallows.
Step 3: Now get a microwave oven, some chocolate, and a ruler ...

855 posted on 05/26/2005 1:04:46 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Felix, qui potuit rerum cognoscere causas. The List-O-Links is at my homepage.)
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To: PatrickHenry

Take the bra. Put one marshmallow in each cup. Take a ride on the space shuttle and do a space walk. While there and using the bra as a slingshot, shoot the marshmallows toward Jupiter. With each orbit take detailed measurements of the marshmallows. After a few millenia, who knows?


860 posted on 05/26/2005 1:12:33 PM PDT by furball4paws (One of the last Evil Geniuses, or the first of their return.)
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To: PatrickHenry

Mathematical method of boiling water given a match, an idle stove, a kettle of cold water: light stove with the match, put the kettle on.

Mathematical method of boiling water given a match, a lit stove, a kettle of cold water: turn off the stove; now we've reduced the problem to the previous case.


867 posted on 05/26/2005 1:21:17 PM PDT by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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