[Gumlegs]

I just checked to see if there's a freeper named "parallax." It seems there was, but he's banned. Strange world.

Yeah. It means we can no longer calculate the speed of light using parallax. Back to the microwave & chocolate method.

[PatrickHenry]

That's okay (although I never thought of doing it using parallax). I've devised a brilliant method to measure the speed of light, using marshmallows and a jock strap. Details later ...