I kind of like the one with Darth Vader and the "King", because I like imagining Vader light sabering the "King". Otherwise I hate those commercials and have no interest in going to Burger King now.
I have always liked Karl's, because you could always get a salad instead of fries, way before all the other burger joints offered that. They offered no bread versions of all their burgers as well, and their hamburgers are always good.
However, you can have Paris Hilton, I will take the car.
Somehow I get the feeling that gay King would like to be sabered!
You are right, those commercials creep me out so much I can't even go to BK. I am not sure what their goal is with these ads, but if it is to get straight guys like me to run as far from Burger King as possible, it's working.