Yeah, I was a bit nervous at first but I slipped right through. I guess in the eyes of TSA I am an arch criminal who jeopardized dozens of lives with my blatant disregard for the law and public safety.
I wouldn't advertise that too much.
Some "junior Homeland Security informant" might rat you out for a McDonalds Happy Meal courtesy of your tax dollars.
(Granted, we're not to that point yet, but rapidly getting there)