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To: cyborg

I was a virgin at 18. By two years later I racked up more tail than I could count on all my fingers and toes. Do I still get the benefits?


3 posted on 05/20/2005 10:22:37 PM PDT by thoughtomator (A government-funded artist is an incompetent whore)
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To: thoughtomator

No, but do you still have any addresses and phone numbers?


4 posted on 05/20/2005 10:24:15 PM PDT by U S Army EOD (My US Army daughter out shot everybody in her basic training company.)
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To: thoughtomator

Hold on. Let me check! LOL


8 posted on 05/20/2005 10:28:25 PM PDT by cyborg (Serving fresh, hot Anti-opus since 18 April 2005)
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To: thoughtomator
I was a virgin at 18. By two years later I racked up more tail than I could count on all my fingers and toes. Do I still get the benefits?

It sounds like you used to have a lot of relationship problems. I hope things are going better for you now.

22 posted on 05/20/2005 10:59:01 PM PDT by judgeandjury
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Obviously not, if this is your idea of (A) appropriate (B) humor.

Dan


56 posted on 05/21/2005 8:15:21 AM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: thoughtomator
I was a virgin at 18. By two years later I racked up more tail than I could count on all my fingers and toes. Do I still get the benefits?

I think you do. Farm animals don't count.

61 posted on 05/21/2005 8:38:11 AM PDT by Always Right
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I was a vrgin till I was TWENTY.And miserable as Hell!I knew I was not ready emotionally or financially for marriage and the barbs of my peers hurt deeply-"are you a FAG or something"?
Sure felt better once the sordid deed was done.I stopped being so sexually obsessed,thats for sure.


71 posted on 05/21/2005 3:17:35 PM PDT by Riverman94610
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