If the government gets in on this, beer will become a prescription medication at about $39 a can. Shush up, people, and enjoy good fortune and good health.
I can see this...having to go to the doctor to get a prescription...for the druggist to give me some medicated beer. The druggist runs back to a huge freezer in the back and pulls out a six-pack of Med-beer....and on the side are instructions...don't operate heavy machinery, don't drink with other substances, limit of two per hour, etc. You take it home and pop one because you have a mild chestcold.