I need somebody to explain the whole demographic thing to me. I'm married, I work, I'm educated and I'm in my 40s - I have a lot of disposable income compared to students, people just starting careers and young families. Why aren't the advertisers interested in me? I may not talk to dead people but I do carry Visa.
I don't care about Joan or spooks but I'd watch documentaries about crime or hunting or science.
Funniest line in a long time. Could make a good commercial.