Sex is no fun unles it's wanton and reckless.
What do they want? Carefully planned and choreographed with safety precautions?
They used to call the "safety precaution" "marriage".
But, yes, they want everything carefully planned. Apparently you missed the college that asked students to get explicit permission from their partner that it was OK to continue at each step of a sexual encounter to make sure that consent was given for everything that was done. I expect some colleges to distribute consent forms that have to be signed first one of these days...
Or at least have a spotter.
Here's a link to the case he mentioned: http://www.malawyersweekly.com/signup/opinion.cfm?page=ma/opin/coa/1108105.htm
JOHN DOE[1] vs. MARY MOE.[2]
[1] A pseudonym.
[2] A pseudonym.
All I can say is OUCH!
"What do they want? Carefully planned and choreographed with safety precautions?"
Make sure your OSHA regulations are posted on the headboard and on the ceiling ;)
Perhaps a "seat belt".
Ted Kennedy, Howard Dean, John Kerry and Hillary Clinton = the results of wreckless sex.