LOL, you have my sympathies!
The draft and the Vietnam War ended a before my brother got out of HS (he was class of '74). In the meantime he became an anti-war DeadHead lefty nutcase who actually owned a copy of Mao's Little Red Book and apparently never got any wiser since. And this confirmed lefty who subscribes to the Michael Moore school of idiocy and likes to go rock climbing in South America for vacation- you guessed it, makes his money in the most capitalistic manner- in asset management. Go figure.