Besides that point, I was showing that anyone can get their hands on the 'Holy Koran'. Being a big time infidel, I had no problems buying one off the shelf at a local book store. Wasn't even mullah approved as far as I know. I didn't have to sign any promise not to desecrate, abuse, put to wrongful use or burn, flush, fold, spindle or mutilate said Koran.
Screw these clowns...
Hell yes, screw 'em.
Or re-write one in pigs blood.