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Practical Laws of Nature
Posted on 05/13/2005 1:29:14 PM PDT by FractalMan
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To: FractalMan
It's all Bunnies & Pancakes to me.
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:36:09 PM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Never give in. Never, never, never, never!)
To: FractalMan
To: RushCrush
It's just not the same without the picture!
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:38:36 PM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: FractalMan
How about the socks in the dryer and the dimension they travel to?
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:39:10 PM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: FractalMan
2. The stupidity of one's actions are directly proportional to the amount of people watching you at the time.
(Sorry, the only formula I know about is the kind a baby eats, so you're own your own, there)
LOL!
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:42:40 PM PDT
by
MamaTexan
(I am not a legal entity, nor am I a *person* as defined and/or created by 'law'!!)
To: FractalMan
What are you, just nuts or are you crazy?
To: FractalMan
Computer cables self-weave.
The complexity of the weave increases logarithmically with the number of cables.
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:46:59 PM PDT
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: FractalMan
There is a practical law of nature that says whatever i have lost is always located in the last place I look.
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:49:42 PM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Never give in. Never, never, never, never!)
To: FractalMan
I've wondered if you could create an anti-gravity device by attaching a slice of buttered toast to a cat's back. (toast must be attached with buttered side up)
To: FractalMan
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:52:16 PM PDT
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: mlc9852
And don't forget that no matter which way a shirt was put in a washer, it always ends up inside out.
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:52:37 PM PDT
by
GSlob
To: FractalMan
We had a rule in the Army that a soldier's intelligence was inversely proportional to the rank of the person asking the question.
One PFC can ask another, "Hey, explain that quantum mechanics thing to me," and he'll get a doctoral thesis out of it. The division sergeant major asks the same PFC where he's from, and the kid'll just stand there and drool on himself.
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:53:33 PM PDT
by
Terabitten
(I have a duty as an AMERICAN, not a Republican. We can never put Party above Nation.)
To: RushCrush
"There is a practical law of nature that says whatever i have lost is always located in the last place I look."
This law has some close kin:
1) Any object dropped on the floor rolls to the most inaccessible spot.
2) Any object dropped assumes the color and texture of its surroundings.
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posted on
05/13/2005 1:55:23 PM PDT
by
henkster
(When democrats talk of "the rich," they are referring to anyone with a private sector job.)
To: George Smiley
Plus, if you figure out the weave and straighten everything out (OK, OK, so I need a hobby) they'll create a completely different weave in the next 10 minutes.
To: FractalMan
The number of teeth a person has, is inversely related to the number of tattoos.
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:01:48 PM PDT
by
RushCrush
(Never give in. Never, never, never, never!)
To: RushCrush
The rationality of the driver is inversly proportional to the number of bumper stickers on the back of the car.
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:08:24 PM PDT
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: AmericanChef
PCs are child's play.
Try working on a patch panel in a good-sized LAN room, or a 42U rack of servers with a pair of dual-redundant disk controllers and an array of disks.
(It was only recently that I began to wonder whether the term "dual-redundant pair" was itself redundant.)
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:10:28 PM PDT
by
George Smiley
(This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
To: FractalMan
IW: "What are you, just nuts or are you crazy?"
I retract the silly question. I meant no offense. Sorry, and no reply needed.
To: FractalMan
The Law of the Perversity of Nature:
Beforehand you cannot determine which side of the bread to butter.
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posted on
05/13/2005 2:23:59 PM PDT
by
Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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