Wilbanks Enters Treatment Program

WXIA-TV/DT Atlanta ^ | 5.10.05 | Ian Stinson

[SoVaDPJ]

Between this and Bolton's alleged Plato's Retreat vacation, we're gonna have to spend the day taking showers.

[SoVaDPJ]

Good lord, here we go. Now there'll be some class added to this equation!

[SoVaDPJ]

Good start to the story, but so far there's no mention of measurements, male or female. Aren't they usually the second sentence?

[maggief]

You've got that right!

One wonders how the local church congregation is taking to all this.

[bonfire]

Wonder if we will be seeing her pastors anytime soon!

[Quilla]

Considering it's been several decades since I've read a Penthouse, I'm not that well versed on their normal paragraph structure and story development. I will bow to your infinite wisdom on the subject and concede my error.

;-)

[maggief]

And, can one still be a born-agin' virgin?

[WolfRunnerWoman]

Sounds like wishful thinking...either that or a half-remembered story from Penthouse Forum.

[bonfire]

At 32??!

[maggief]

It worked for the fiance ...

http://www.nypost.com/news/nationalnews/46092.htm

[bonfire]

Geez, if they just would have got-it-on they would saved everyone alot of grief and $$.

[SoVaDPJ]

LOL...oops.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

read Jenn's imaginary sexual assault report.

My oh my . . . sounds like someone has an active fantasy life. I can see why she wanted away from this born-again-virgin fiance of hers: there's no way in hell her "eating at the Y" fantasy would ever be fulfilled in a life with him!

[SoVaDPJ]

LMAO--is this a case of great minds?
Or did we all just get caught knowing?

[xsmommy]

i think John may be looking at Jenn with fresh eyes....

[Bonafide]

I don't want you to plan my wedding! Mine cost me about $15.00, but that was while back.

If she were getting paid for the entertainment value of her little escapade, she would be richer than Michael Jackson.

Perhaps that is the solution. Let's give all the mentally ill in this country royalty rights on how much fun the person provides to us. Under my plan, it would cost you and me 10 cents each to post a comment on FR, with half going to the poor soul who is giving us so much joy.

[maggief]

John's going to need a few extra cold showers.

[SoVaDPJ]

"If she were getting paid for the entertainment value of her little escapade..."

Which brings to mind my favorite ethical question. If someone has toilet paper hanging off their shoe, should you tell them to spare them embarrassment, or is it a greater good to bring joy to the observers?

[Quilla]

Caught knowing, not me. I don't want a visit from Mother Superior.

[Hemingway's Ghost]

i think John may be looking at Jenn with fresh eyes....

I can't look beyond her googly eyes myself. Even the fact that she sounds willing to throw down with another sista doesn't trump those muppet specs of hers.