That's fine. Now prove to me that the Theory of Evolution is not a government-sponsored religion.
"Now prove to me that the Theory of Evolution is not a government-sponsored religion."
I learned it in a Catholic school that received 0% of its funding from the gov't.
Besides, it's to the advantage of a gov't to keep its citizens ignorant, stupid, non-questioning, and clueless. Since this is the case, I'd expect the gov't to heartily endorse the teaching of the Christian Creation myth, as it serves that purpose nobily.
The outlines of the plot are only now just starting to become known. It may be Lyndon LaRouche who has proposed a theory that the CIA, operating with the Trilateral Commission and the Knights Templar, slipped a payment of gold bricks disguised as a load of second trombones to Queen Victoria, who, in turn, passed it Charles Darwin. He had the musical instruments melted down into counterfeit Canadian Maple Leafs, and bought passage on HMS Beagle as a cover story. Once he got to the Beagle's destination, while no one was looking, he constructed an invisible Total Evil Vortex that allowed Satan to salt the earth with faux fossils and transmit the theory of evolution. Satan's ultimate goal, of course, was to irritate Dr. Dino. It is not known whether this last bit actually happened. Dr. Dino appears to be having too good a time.
Which government? The UN? Since evolution is pretty much accepted everywhere, outside of a few places with heavy theological influence.
I didn't know the UN was that powerful. [/sarcasm]