Hmm... all along I was told it was aliens destroying our craft so we would not see their weapons they were planning on attacking earth with and ravish our women. .
On a visit to the Jet Propulsion Lab Sheila Jackson Lee (D - TX) asked if the Mars Pathfinder had taken a picture of the American flag planted there in 1969 by Neil Armstrong.
Yes, the same Sheila Jackson Lee who charged the national weather bureau with racism for not giving hurricanes 'traditional' black names like Tyrell and Shamikweea.
Too accurate for Sand People. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise.
Accidental discoveries like grease smeared on a camera lense, floor sweepings dumped in to systems, etc.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the failed Mars missions were somehow compromised.
Of course, there's always the "GGG", the "Great Galactic Ghoul".
Or the bean counter that wouldn't let enough beans out to do the job(s).
"Hmm... all along I was told it was aliens destroying our craft so we would not see their weapons they were planning on attacking earth with and ravish our women. ."
There is a joke here and I want to stay on this board so I will refrain. However it did include a 8-10" boutique item and a "once you go alien you never go back" comment.
sorry, my bad.